Poor old Billie. Every now and then, a couple of times a year, when she has been in season, she become delusional. She is convinced she has puppies. Which, of course, she doesn't. And therein lies the problem: If you think you have kids but you don't, you end up spending a considerable amount of time looking for them. And when you can't find them, you end up being really miserable. Such is life for our sweet Bubba these days. We do what we can to console her, the cats even offer as substitute puppies, but to no avail. The dog is depressed, and will stay like that until she forgets about the pretend pups and life continues as normal. 'Till next time.